Of course, New York isn't the only place you hear stupid shit.

I spent a weekend in Baltimore a few months back to celebrate an anniversary. We went out, saw the sites and waited out hurricane Irene. We also went to the National Aquarium. Aside from being a great place to visit if you're into fish n' stuff, it also seems to be a common place for the idiots of the world to congregate.

"Oh, oh...hey! HEY!!! HEY TURTLE! TUUUURRRTLLLLEEE! HEEEEEY!!!! ....why isn't he listening to me."
Let it be known that this was said by a woman presumably in her mid to late forties by the state of her bad dye job.

Another gem heard that weekend was one of those juvenile delinquent types. He walked over to the open ray and turtle tank, turned to his parental unit and proceeded to state the following that just blew my mind:

"It smells like fish in here."