A blind gentleman entered the train at City Hall with his collection bucket and began to sing as he made his way up the train. It was only between tracks on my iPod that I hear the following in an off key/off beat swaggering alto..."if you want my body...and you think im sexy...c'mon sugar let me know...if you really need me...just reach out and touch me...come on, honey, tell me so".

It was at this moment that I realized all the things I have seen or overheard during my first few months here in New York City needed to be shared. 


There are roughly 8.5 million people in this city so you better believe that some stupid shit gets said. Being one of the few people that rides the train without headphones, I sometimes get to witness to these gems of verbal diarrhea. 


Be warned, New York - I'm listening :)